March Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog with a rooster? A cocker-poodle-doo.

What did the skeleton say to the dog? Bone Appetit!

How can you tell if you have a lazy dog? He only chases parked cars.

I threw a ball for my dog last night. I know it's a bit extravagant, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a suit.

What kind of dog has a dribbling problem? A spit-bull.

What dog is always sad? A meloncollie.

How do dogs lock their doors? With a corg-key.

Why did the dog cross the road? To get back to where he barked his car.