February Jokes

Why was the celebrity dog wearing dark glasses? He was hiding from the puparazzi

Which movie featured prehistoric dogs? Jurassic Bark

My friend's dog just got a place on a canine agility team. It wasn't easy; he had to jump through a lot of hoops.

Where does a Rottweiler sit in the cinema? Anywhere it wants to

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? Because dogs can't whistle

I called my dog 'Peeve'. I introduce him to people as 'my pet Peeve'.

Why did the snowman name his dog 'Frost'? Because frost bites

Why do dogs float? Because they're good buoys