Why did the puppy sit in the shade? Because he didn't want to become a hot dog
What dog writes about witches and wizards? J.K. Growling
My dog ate a string of Christmas lights. Thankfully, the vet was able to remove them. He said he was delighted
What type of dog can jump higher than a house? Any dog. Houses can't jump.
Where should you never take a dog shopping? A flea market
I bought a dog from a blacksmith. He made a bolt for the door.
Which breed of dog is the most obedient? A sit-bull terrier
Where do dogs go to act? Collie-wood
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